So you sneak to the POOL for an hour – Surrounded!!! TWO FAG ASH LILS next to me CHAIN SMOKING – A Japanese Chap behind me – on his poolside gaming machine NOT ON SILENT! Pinging and Bonging – in front 2 Russian ladies of negotiable affections with legs wide open forming a queue – A group of drunk Arabs – A German Couple having a violent row! and they say ……………….Go RELAX at the POOL!!! AHEM x x x No Offence to any nations and religions!!!! I just wanted an HOUR! x x x x