Bahrain

 

So there I was on Day two in Bahrain Ron and Andy had gone to Saudi – so thought I’d go for an hour to the pool!

 

Off I trot to be greeted by the Pool Boy.  He gets me two towels as he knows from the day before I really like two towels.  You see when one gets wet from the swim one needs a dry one to lie on and the wet one to drip dry in the sun

 

Anyway

 

He walks me to the bed I was on the previous day – I was an hour earlier than the day before so the sun had not raised his head on the pool.  Sat reading the local paper

 

Pool boy legs it just like John Cleese in Faulty Towers and struts across the pool toward me “Madam Madam Madam “ What? “Follow me.” ooohheerr Ok

 

We strut and I do mean strut across to the other area of the pool.  “SEE Madam the Sun is out.  You sit on this one. I fetch your things.”

 

Struts off, remakes my new sun lounger.  I lie down. Peace and sunshine!

 

40 minutes go by.   I spy said Pool Boy strutting over “Madam Madam Madam” WHAT? “You follow me now!”

 

So we go to a different area – “You sit here.  In 3 MINUTES The Sun will come – You will be so happy”.  Off he struts again fetches all Madams things – sets up my now new sun lounger.  Three minutes later I swear the Sun appears – Yes very happy Madam Thumbs up – Yes very Happy thank you

 

I go for a swim, it is a long pool so do 10 lengths just to get my lungs working

 

I am all alone at the Pool and it really is a nice peaceful area

 

I relax sigh

 

40 Minutes later

 

YES

 

See said pool boy strutting towards me!! OH NOO Think to myself BOTOX

 

He comes again “Madam Madam Madam” WHAT!!!! “You follow me you will be more than happy”

 

Up I get and we strut to …………………….My Original Bed that I had the Day Before – the one I started on!!! “See Madam I did it all for you. Now you can stay all day.”

 

He makes the bed again fetches all my things

 

I look at my WATCH.  Ah, sorry. One is leaving for the Airport. Had to pack my things and run!

 

Come back Benidorm all is forgiven x x x x  Going to send it to  Darren Litten x x x